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Visit to France

An elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by
plane.  At French customs, he fumbled for his
passport.

You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the
customs officer asked, sarcastically.  The old gent
replied that, yes, he had been to France once
before.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport
ready for inspection," the customs officer sneered.
The American said, "Actually, the last time I was
here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible.  Americans alwayz 'ave to show their
passports on arrival in France!"

The old gentleman gave the Frenchman a long hard
look.  Then he quietly explained: "Well, when I came
ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't
find any Frenchmen to show it to."
 

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thebimbo said:
Well I think its funny :) More please...
Well I'm glad someone found it humorous. It is also good to see someone talking in the general section.
 

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why does everything we say here in the US have to be so darn politically correct? oh right...because we are sue happy. relax it's only a joke. let's have a debate on affirmative action. anyone? if it applies to work and school why not NBA, football and baseball. I can't play but I am sure a minority.
 

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why does everything we say here in the US have to be so darn politically correct? oh right...because we are sue happy. relax it's only a joke. let's have a debate on affirmative action. anyone? if it applies to work and school why not NBA, football and baseball. I can't play but I am sure a minority.
I think it is great to talk about these topics. If you want to start a new topic that would be the best thing to do.
 
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