A little humor to brighten your day ….

Not funny, per se, but I found it amusing / whimsical . At least for those of us old enough to relate to this nostalgia .. My new phone cover :

Just realized I never posted my favorite blonde joke, and it’s car related ! ( or maybe I did and scrolled trough the thread posts too quickly and missed it )

A blonde takes her car to a body shop to have a sizable dent in the door fixed. Hearing that it’s going to cost $ 2,000 she tells the shop guys that it’s a lot more than she can afford, so she wants to know if there‘s another cheaper way to fix the dent. The shop owner wants to have some fun at her expense and tells her : ok, you seem like a very nice lady, and I like blondes, so here’s what you can do : drive home, wait at least an hour for the exhaust tip ( he shows her where it is ) to cool off completely, and then start blowing into it really hard until the dent in the door pops out back into place. So she goes home, waits for the cool down, gets on all fours and starts blowing into the tail pipe . While this is happening, her mom, also a blonde, drives home and pulls up right behind the daughter’s car . She gets out and asks her daughter what she’s doing ..when the daughter tells her, the mom shakes her head in disbelief and tells her : honey, I honestly don’t know how I could have possibly raised such a clueless dummy ! All the air is escaping, you first need to roll up all the car’s windows !!

Okay. I will play.

In today’s racing news …

In honour of the Queen's Jubilee:

I made a promise never to discuss religion or politics on any forums …this one however is non-denominational and too funny not to share .

More car humor



I remember this as a blonde joke, but since the male species also has its fair share of dorks , it works either way ..

I know a good rear end, hooking up, makes my day!!!

The Amish never received this much publicity ..

Lousy image but it should be sufficient to see what’s important ..

p.s. Yeah, maybe …if you’re driving “ the General Lee “ .. 😜

( for those too young , or those in distant lands who have not watched a lot of US tv programs of last decades , that’s a Dukes of Hazzard reference )

DSGT said:

( ... that’s a Dukes of Hazzard reference )

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I went on the Internet, And I found this:

If you’re lucky that car will allow you to jump over that collapsed road , but if you’re really , really lucky Catherine will allow you to jump her .. . Well, back in those days anyway ..

And then there’s this :