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Since we appear to be on blond jokes, here's my all time fave..

A blond is driving down the road out in farm country and looks over and sees another blonde out in a boat rowing away, going nowhere, in the middle of a plowed field. She slams on the brakes, skidding to a smoky stop in the middle of the road and jumps out of her car.

She goes over to the side of the road and starts screaming at the blond in the boat and says..." YOU ARE THE REASON ALL BLONDES GET A BAD NAME! LOOK AT YOU OUT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD ROWING A BOAT!?! HOW STUPID CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE?!

AND IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!!"....
 

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Just realized I never posted my favorite blonde joke, and it’s car related ! ( or maybe I did and scrolled trough the thread posts too quickly and missed it )

A blonde takes her car to a body shop to have a sizable dent in the door fixed. Hearing that it’s going to cost $ 2,000 she tells the shop guys that it’s a lot more than she can afford, so she wants to know if there‘s another cheaper way to fix the dent. The shop owner wants to have some fun at her expense and tells her : ok, you seem like a very nice lady, and I like blondes, so here’s what you can do : drive home, wait at least an hour for the exhaust tip ( he shows her where it is ) to cool off completely, and then start blowing into it really hard until the dent in the door pops out back into place. So she goes home, waits for the cool down, gets on all fours and starts blowing into the tail pipe . While this is happening, her mom, also a blonde, drives home and pulls up right behind the daughter’s car . She gets out and asks her daughter what she’s doing ..when the daughter tells her, the mom shakes her head in disbelief and tells her : honey, I honestly don’t know how I could have possibly raised such a clueless dummy ! All the air is escaping, you first need to roll up all the car’s windows !!
 

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One of the key differences between NASCAR and Formula 1 :
Nascar : the women have real boobs and fake designer purses. F 1 : the exact opposite.
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Also in F1 the women star dating billionaires who quickly become millionaires trying to sell their teams to have money for the purses.
 

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Lousy image but it should be sufficient to see what’s important ..

Plant Natural landscape Road surface Asphalt Tree


p.s. Yeah, maybe …if you’re driving “ the General Lee “ .. 😜

( for those too young , or those in distant lands who have not watched a lot of US tv programs of last decades , that’s a Dukes of Hazzard reference )
 
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