Just realized I never posted my favorite blonde joke, and it’s car related ! ( or maybe I did and scrolled trough the thread posts too quickly and missed it )
A blonde takes her car to a body shop to have a sizable dent in the door fixed. Hearing that it’s going to cost $ 2,000 she tells the shop guys that it’s a lot more than she can afford, so she wants to know if there‘s another cheaper way to fix the dent. The shop owner wants to have some fun at her expense and tells her : ok, you seem like a very nice lady, and I like blondes, so here’s what you can do : drive home, wait at least an hour for the exhaust tip ( he shows her where it is ) to cool off completely, and then start blowing into it really hard until the dent in the door pops out back into place. So she goes home, waits for the cool down, gets on all fours and starts blowing into the tail pipe . While this is happening, her mom, also a blonde, drives home and pulls up right behind the daughter’s car . She gets out and asks her daughter what she’s doing ..when the daughter tells her, the mom shakes her head in disbelief and tells her : honey, I honestly don’t know how I could have possibly raised such a clueless dummy ! All the air is escaping, you first need to roll up all the car’s windows !!