Maserati Forum banner
141 - 160 of 194 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,081 Posts
This is old but still funny, it's a list of actual gripes by Quantas pilots, and the mechanic's responses.....
P is pilot S is mechanic;

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. No's 1, 3, and 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
Enjoy!
Still classics... :D
 
  • Like
Reactions: ddsski

·
Registered
Joined
·
726 Posts
Yup, it's old and prob.posted before, but when I read the "wanders on the road at high speed" post, I just had to re-post.
It's kind of like the "chili cook-off judge" one that has been around forever.
 

·
Premium Member
2013 GTS Coupe
Joined
·
4,431 Posts
Random thought of the day :

Natural environment Carnivore Organism Grass Fawn
Water Head Bengal tiger Siberian tiger Tiger


According to animal experts : “ Tigers have markings on their ears which act as illusory 'eyes' to discourage other predators who normally hunt and attack from behind “

Now I’m less afraid of tigers, and much more terrified of whatever the f**k a tiger could possibly consider to be its predator o_O
 

·
Premium Member
2013 GT/MC SportLine Blu Sofisticato - Black w/Yellow stitching and calipers
Joined
·
611 Posts
:LOL: You got that right lol
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,081 Posts
Agreed! If there was something regularly preying on Tigers, humans would go the way of the Woolly Mammoth! :p
 
  • Haha
Reactions: GT/MC 4ME

·
Premium Member
2013 GTS Coupe
Joined
·
4,431 Posts
she just happens to be blonde, and yes, it’s a silly stereotype but this lady is not helping much to dispel that.. :rolleyes:


and next to that video is one of a puzzled looking dude trying to do the same thing .. and he’s not blond
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
802 Posts
That Tesla blonde ........wow........I suspect her brain operates in the lowest quintile.
 

·
Premium Member
2013 GTS Coupe
Joined
·
4,431 Posts
I was struggling to think of excuses for her.. maybe it’s her brother‘s / sister’s / kid‘s car she had to drive somewhere for the first time that day ? Maybe a rental car ? Maybe a loaner from the dealer where she took hers in ( seems unlikely ; doubtful real cars dealers would want to promote e-cars in any way unless they have an e-model of their own already, or launching one soon :unsure: ).. or, maybe she thinks it’s a hybrid ? Otherwise, I can’t imagine anyone can be that dense ..
 
141 - 160 of 194 Posts
Top