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My wife’s cousin has a mechanic shop in northern MN …. He posted this today. He is having some made, so guess what my next mod is going to be 😉 (maybe the wife’s gas guzzlers too!)
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my question is : is there a limit to how many you can adopt ?! ;)
I've been joking lately that I'm looking for an 18+ year old girl to adopt so I can take three months off on "family leave". I might take two if they look like you picture. :D
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Hmmmm...never traveled the Ukraine Highway, certainly wouldn't mind though. :love:
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My wife is Czech ..she‘d consume all those beers before she even got half way up the stairs :p
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My wife is Czech ..she‘d consume all those beers before she even got half way up the stairs :p
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A lot of women also like DeBeers ;) . Although…considering what a beer costs at stadiums, diamonds may be cheaper..😜
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so much for RRS4SUE...................
Oh yeah! (y)
DAMN...I've been overachieving all these years. :ROFLMAO:
Cloud Sky Tower Bedrock Formation
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Footwear Sports uniform Shoe Sports gear Baseball park
Here’s one for you Tim!!
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View attachment 141609 Here’s one for you Tim!!
HA HA HA, that's too freakin' hilarious...thanks "B." :ROFLMAO:
Pro Tip: Always steal on the pitcher, catchers are tough. (y)
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I hope we’re not offending any Maserati-owner ladies who either lurk or participate on this forum with some of our jokes which might be pushing the envelope of gender-biased humor. But if they choose to strike back with jokes at our expense, fire away ! If it’s funny, it’s funny !
Having said that, now that the winter olympics are over, and the summer ones are next, this meme which I just received is a good opening for the next series on this thread :

Smile Muscle Brassiere Thigh Undergarment
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wow and not even blond!!
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Yup , not many blondes in Brazil … well , except descendants from “ certain Germans “ who immigrated there after the war . :ROFLMAO:
In the book of Tim, brunettes for the win!
In the book of Tim, brunettes for the win!
Same here . Well, actually in my case, it‘s redheads and then brunettes . ( redheads with freckles ! ) 😘
Stay away from my Sister Dan! :ROFLMAO: (Redhead w/freckles)
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Same here . Well, actually in my case, it‘s redheads and then brunettes . ( redheads with freckles ! ) 😘
A green-eyed, redhead is a game changer!
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Lol, I’m married to a redhead with freckles . 😎
( not green eyes though..nor blue .. brown-eyed girl as the song goes .. )
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