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A little humor to brighten your day ….

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My wife’s cousin has a mechanic shop in northern MN …. He posted this today. He is having some made, so guess what my next mod is going to be 😉 (maybe the wife’s gas guzzlers too!)
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I went to a Wal-Mart and started trying on some clothes. I looked up and there was a half-naked fat guy in the dressing room with me!
Then I realized, oh, yeah, it's got a mirror.
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I went to a Wal-Mart and started trying on some clothes. I looked up and there was a half-naked fat guy in the dressing room with me!
Then I realized, oh, yeah, it's got a mirror.
Too funny. But at Walmart , that‘d be the usual scene right out in the aisles ;).
I always enjoy the “ Walmart shoppers “ photo series , the most bizarre things you see on earth .
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An oldie, but it‘s making the rounds again :

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Another oldie ..

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Stopped to gas up my truck the other day and my odometer was at Pi! Yes, I’m a bit of a nerd 🤪
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This does not favor or disparage a specific political party or an individual, so I think it’s acceptable to post, as I‘m sure most here will agree with the meme ;) . And our friends across the pond may attribute this equally to the parliament.:)

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That is so true!! Take our prime minister, he’s a great example of that!
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Never mistake for stupidity what is actually well-financed treachery.
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