[DLax69]

Pondering .

Do twins realize one of them was not planned ?

Not sure, but I am not a twin. And I realized something was off when a few months after my 10th birthday, my parents celebrated their 9th wedding anniversary.

 

[DSGT]

Reminds me of when I was about 7 years old and I asked my parents if I was adopted . They told me : ” No. Well, not yet...but we placed an advert and still holding out hope “

 

[DSGT]

My wife said she wants to sleep on my side of the bed from now on, because from that spot apparently you can’t hear the baby waking up and crying at night .

 

[BrianGTC]

Not sure, but I am not a twin. And I realized something was off when a few months after my 10th birthday, my parents celebrated their 9th wedding anniversary.

Maybe you were adopted....? 🤣

 

[DLax69]

Maybe you were adopted....? 🤣

I wish, brother. I wish...

 

[DSGT]

POLICE ADVISORY

We have been made aware of multiple , recent coyote sightings within urban communities. Typically coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Merely seeing one is NOT a reason to call 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically:
1. Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME".
2. Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloons.
3. Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" or "Free Bird Seed".
4. Coyote in possession of a giant magnet.
5. Coyote in possession of a catapult.
6. Coyote detonating "TNT".
7. Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached.
Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behaviors.

 

[DSGT]

Due to continuing increases in electricity prices we turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[DSGT]

 

[DLax69]

 

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[DLax69]

 

[navcorr]

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The Big Yin did his best .... still cracks me up. (NSFW)

 

[DLax69]

The Big Yin did his best .... still cracks me up. (NSFW)

Love that guy...first time I saw him, it was the airplane bit with the life preservers...

 

[ddsski]

POLICE ADVISORY

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We have been made aware of multiple , recent coyote sightings within urban communities. Typically coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Merely seeing one is NOT a reason to call 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically:
1. Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME".
2. Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloons.
3. Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" or "Free Bird Seed".
4. Coyote in possession of a giant magnet.
5. Coyote in possession of a catapult.
6. Coyote detonating "TNT".
7. Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached.
Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behaviors.

I'd sit back and enjoy.

 

[IamStig01]

Love that guy...first time I saw him, it was the airplane bit with the life preservers...

For this very reason I never ask my wife about what 'purchase' the car needs she would no doubt have Bill come by to negotiate her equitable reward part of the deal as represented here. Don't ever ask...

 

[DSGT]

In his first clip he mentions Steven Wright and calls him brilliant . I have to agree, I’ve followed him for decades and find him to be the best / wittiest one liner guys ever . Here’s a sample:

Steven Wright Quotes (Author of Steven Wright Humor)

 

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[DSGT]

werewolf ?

 

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