A little humor to brighten your day ….
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Opening an American style pizza restaurant chain in Italy , is like trying to sell dirty snow to eskimos . 
I’m shocked they stayed in business there as long as they have ..probably just many clueless American tourists buying that stuff, for a “ taste of home “😕
I’m shocked they stayed in business there as long as they have ..probably just many clueless American tourists buying that stuff, for a “ taste of home “😕
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Nope! It's cats, definitely CATS!
- - Lord Beerus and all...
But..no need for cats to conquer earth, they already have ruled the planet and for millennia.. we’re merely their servants, just in denial about it …
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911...i'd like to report a theft. Yes. Yes, a meme. That's correct...
That's the old HELL, the new HELL 3.0 is barefoot football with a bowling ball on LEGOs - only for real men.
SportsCenter on Instagram: "Now this is something 😅 (via @coldcutz20, @rosssmith, @houstonwjones)"
holy crap . Ouch ouch ouch ouchThat's the old HELL, the new HELL 3.0 is barefoot football with a bowling ball on LEGOs - only for real men.
SportsCenter on Instagram: "Now this is something 😅 (via @coldcutz20, @rosssmith, @houstonwjones)"
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Oh NO!That's the old HELL, the new HELL 3.0 is barefoot football with a bowling ball on LEGOs - only for real men.
SportsCenter on Instagram: "Now this is something 😅 (via @coldcutz20, @rosssmith, @houstonwjones)"
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Look, I know the difference thread is in the other place but it's Lego not Lego*s*That's the old HELL, the new HELL 3.0 is barefoot football with a bowling ball on LEGOs - only for real men.
SportsCenter on Instagram: "Now this is something 😅 (via @coldcutz20, @rosssmith, @houstonwjones)"
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Old humor about Lucas Electric.. systems many ( or most ) British cars used quite a bit, I hear . Much maligned, becoming just about legendary, although no idea if it‘s only a grain of truth that has been blown out of proportion for the sake of humor ..or, if it really was that crappy..
• Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections And Splices.
• The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
• Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
• Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
• The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF.
• The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.
• Lucas dip-switch positions: HIGH and BLOW
• The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric starters
• Lucas Quality Control often advised the engineering department that their designs had problems with shorting out. Engineering always made the wires a little longer.
• Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas refrigerators.
• Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, and Joseph Lucas invented the short circuit.
• Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections And Splices.
• The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
• Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
• Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
• The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF.
• The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.
• Lucas dip-switch positions: HIGH and BLOW
• The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric starters
• Lucas Quality Control often advised the engineering department that their designs had problems with shorting out. Engineering always made the wires a little longer.
• Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas refrigerators.
• Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, and Joseph Lucas invented the short circuit.
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