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From SNL “news” segment, talking about the recent World Cup matches upsets by Morocco , and then Brazil’s loss .

” It is the best World Cup performance by a team of Africans since the unpaid workers who built the stadiums.” . And.. “ favorite Brazil was eliminated ..Herschel Walker must have taken it to the clinic “

A bit cringeworthy, but still pretty funny .
 

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Once again this year, I’ve had many requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes : ( note - you can substitute the vodka with bourbon, scotch, cognac / brandy , tequila , or any of numerous liquors - it will not impact the recipe that much ..‘

1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer
thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or
something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat. Cheers.
 

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I barely have the the attention span and tolerance to watch 5 minute videos, much less 55 minutes ones no matter how intriguing and captivating the subject may be , but right at the beginning.. is that the car’s radio in the passenger side of the cabin, under the dash ? :oops:
If you drive the car solo, you better not try to reach all the way there to change stations until you park it…
Or maybe that’s a CIA device 😝
 
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