Don’t fall for this scam !
I was approached in the parking lot by two very attractive women who claimed to have trouble with their car’s steering wheel and needed help . While I climbed in the driver‘s seat to check it out, one of the women started performing a sexual act on me, and while that was happening, the other woman sneaked in the passenger side and stole my wallet from the back pocket of my pants, which were half way down . What’s even more surprising is that this is the second time I fell victim to this trick. As vigilant as I am, I expect this to happen again tomorrow, and possibly twice again during this next weekend . Just have to keep buying wallets .
Be careful guys, thieves keep getting more clever every day !
Watching reruns of the Andy Griffith show and came to the realization why Mayberry was such a peaceful place ;
Neither Andy, or Aunt Bea, or Barney, or Floyd, or Howard, or Goober, or Gomer, or Sam, or Earnest or Helen, or Thelma Lou, or Clara were married . The only married person was Otis the town drunk ..and he always found comfort in booze and sanctuary in the town jail ..
A Russian soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt sister, I'll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police came up there and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way."
After the military police took off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, “I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of testicles. I don't want to go to Ukraine either. “