Damn...lolA red neck family falls on hard times, can‘t keep up payments on their trailer home. The husband turns to the wife and says ; we gotta find ways to make more money, and since you ain’t got no skills for a regular job, you need to go out there and prostitute yourself.
So she comes back late at night after her first day as a hooker and tells the husband : well, I made three hundred dollars and fifty cents today. He exclaims : that’s great ! But who the hell gave you fifty cents ?! She responds : whaddaya mean …everybody did !
That's funny....I inserted my own cone to warn of dangerous curves ahead, I still went off the road! 😛I get bombarded with “funnies“ daily from a circle of friends who have the same warped sense of humor as mine, so I‘m only sharing maybe 5% of stuff.. , like the one below :
So glad they put that little cone there about a foot away from that hazard, because if it wasn’t for it, I would have driven right into that mess .. 😜
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AT LEAST SHE USES A SEAT................Speaking of hazards ..
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YUP, MINE NEVER WORKED RIGHT FROM DAY 1 AND ONCE THEY LET YOU OUT, THERE IS NO WAY TO RETURN YOU.You know that little voice in your head that tells you not to say what you’re thinking ?
Mine is broken .