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FNA on that! 😆
 

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Okay, so theres this guy at a Hotel known for prostitutes. He knocks on the door and says, my name is Big Joe, and Big Joe wants to get [email protected]!! The girl on the other side of the door says okay, slide $100 under the door. He does, and waits, but she doesn't open the door. So this time he bangs harder on the door, and says, my name is Big Joe, and Big Joe wants to get [email protected]!! And she says what, again?!?
 
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A red neck family falls on hard times, can‘t keep up payments on their trailer home. The husband turns to the wife and says ; we gotta find ways to make more money, and since you ain’t got no skills for a regular job, you need to go out there and prostitute yourself.
So she comes back late at night after her first day as a hooker and tells the husband : well, I made three hundred dollars and fifty cents today. He exclaims : that’s great ! But who the hell gave you fifty cents ?! She responds : whaddaya mean …everybody did !
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This probably belongs in the mechanical / technical troubleshooting threads .. :unsure:

There is some problem with my Maserati's transmission ; it's stuck I can't drive it when it's dark out ! No problem during daylight though; when I start it in the morning, I shift it into D ( for "day" ), and drive it away. But as soon as it gets dark, if I start it and shift it into N ( for "night" ) the car won't move at all !!

( this was a blonde joke, but I won't go there, there are just as many "mimbos" as there are bimbos :sneaky: )
 

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Extreme heat alert here and we’re urged to conserve energy and especially not use air conditioning between 4 and 8 pm . My drive home was miserable, I was sweating nonstop ; opening the windows in the car is not nearly enough of a cooling effect !!
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:p Good one!
That reminds me when I was kid, we were driving through the Mojave Desert when the AC went out on our '65 Pontiac Catalina. My Dad (the engineer) would have us wet down our shirts with water, and with the windows all down, that cooled us off immediately via evaporation...worked like a charm since it was so dry out too...
 
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Hearing that his father just became king, prince Harry immediately called major James Hewitt to congratulate him on taking the throne of the UK.

( of course that’s a myth…there is no resemblance :rolleyes: ;) )

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I get bombarded with “funnies“ daily from a circle of friends who have the same warped sense of humor ;) as mine, so I‘m only sharing maybe 5% of stuff.. , like the one below :

So glad they put that little cone there about a foot away from that hazard, because if it wasn’t for it, I would have driven right into that mess .. :rolleyes:😜

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I get bombarded with “funnies“ daily from a circle of friends who have the same warped sense of humor ;) as mine, so I‘m only sharing maybe 5% of stuff.. , like the one below :

So glad they put that little cone there about a foot away from that hazard, because if it wasn’t for it, I would have driven right into that mess .. :rolleyes:😜

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That's funny....I inserted my own cone to warn of dangerous curves ahead, I still went off the road! 😛
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Having dinner tonight, and before ordering the food I asked the waiter to bring me a martino.
He said : you mean a martini .. I said : no, I only want one, if I wanted two or more of those I would have said martini . ;)

( Italians will definitely appreciate the joke )
 

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You know that little voice in your head that tells you not to say what you’re thinking ?
Mine is broken .
YUP, MINE NEVER WORKED RIGHT FROM DAY 1 AND ONCE THEY LET YOU OUT, THERE IS NO WAY TO RETURN YOU.
 

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6. Don't choose a T-Rex as your doubles tennis partner, or, to pick up the check left in the middle of the table.


The other thing we learned from movies :

1. no need to make a Fast and Furious 2
2. even less need to make a Fast and Furious 3
3 see above for same advice re Fast and Furious 4-9 !!
 
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