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My wife’s cousin has a mechanic shop in northern MN …. He posted this today. He is having some made, so guess what my next mod is going to be 😉 (maybe the wife’s gas guzzlers too!)
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I went on the Internet, And I found this:
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Daisy Duke.... yes siiiirrrr!
(she coined the term Daisy Dukes when referring to the very short, shorts that women wear.)
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Before Daisy there was Jungle Pam in the 70's drag racing scene... :D
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Someone sent me a meme which read : gas is more expensive than beer so drink, don’t drive !

Clearly those people have never bought a beer at a stadium or a concert !!

Speaking of which .. tired of MADD ( mothers against drunk drivers ) ads. So I joined DDAMM ( drunk drivers against mad mothers )

p.s. BTW, Gas prices are so high that I saw Dolly Parton sharing a ride with Jolene today to save money.
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Gas prices higher than Giraffe p _ _ _ _! :censored:
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When people marvel at the shape of clouds ..

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Someone sent me a meme which read : gas is more expensive than beer so drink, don’t drive !

Clearly those people have never bought a beer at a stadium or a concert !!

Speaking of which .. tired of MADD ( mothers against drunk drivers ) ads. So I joined DDAMM ( drunk drivers against mad mothers )
I had heard of DAM though, Mothers against Dyslexia.
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When people marvel at the shape of clouds ..

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Was at a friend's house the other night and the bugs were coming out and someone piped up...Do you ever wonder if bugs say, hey these people are really peopleing me. :)

And I probably shouldn't post this but I think it's been declassified now.....

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Then I saw this one the other day, interesting story......

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws.

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Truck.”
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They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”
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Hopefuly our friends overseas are familiar with the New England dialect which drives the point of this joke ..
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[QUOTE="Jdubbya, post: 1033550, member: 103710"
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”
Hopefuly our friends overseas are familiar with the New England dialect which drives the point of this joke ..
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Many of us are familiar with the Old English (or as we prefer, the real English) dialect, in which the joke works perfectly well ;)

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Many of us are familiar with the Old English (or as we prefer, the real English) dialect, in which the joke works perfectly well ;)
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So then you also pahk the cah by the habah when you go boating ..😜:cool:
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So then you also pahk the cah by the habah when you go boating ..😜:cool:
Sailing, dear boy. Sailing. ;)

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Sailing, dear boy. Sailing. ;)
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But then what about yachting ? :sneaky:
I used the more encompassing term for both activities as I did not want to exclude the oligarchs mega-yachts , nor the lahbstah fishermen ‘ vessels.. 🙃
Usually when I go to the fridge, I have no idea what I want...have a pretty good idea though, today. :p
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:ROFLMAO: and that'll be all warmed up , not fridge cold :sneaky:
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:ROFLMAO: and that'll be all warmed up , not fridge cold :sneaky:
No doubt! 😛
Ok, so here’s the extent of my DIY philosophy..and capability 🙃

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I was reminded of one of life's greatest lessons yesterday, at the park.
Don't try to be something you're not. :p
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