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With all respect for the ( few ) ladies on this forum, who hopefully won’t be offended and are more than welcome to objectify and stereotype men just as much as we stereotype and may objectify women in some of these humorous posts, I’ll share this :

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Looks like she needs to check for tire pressures....
 

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Since this is a humor ( aka humour to those of you across the pond ) here’s a good set of cynical wisdom observations:

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”

I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.”

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.

Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us." If you’re in Denny’s and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
THANK YOU!!!!
 

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Wonder what wearing bronze gets you.....
 

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Sometimes its just fun to be offensive...go for it!
or as the Anthony Hopkins line in Legends of the Fall says "screw'm all"
 
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My office staff LOVED this!
 

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I always thought FORD stood for F'd on Race Day

WOW Anal Maverick
Anal Mustang
Anal Taurus
Anal Galaxie....yikes
Anal Edge....ouch
Anal Focus
Anal Fiesta!!!!!!
Anal F-150,250 350....650!!!!!!!
 

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Hmmmm Anal Pinto......
 

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It all started with the Model A.
 
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so much for RRS4SUE...................
 

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wow and not even blond!!
 

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That Tesla blonde ........wow........I suspect her brain operates in the lowest quintile.
 

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That is the funniest thing I've ever seen? heard? 😂🤣😂🤣
I got to go dry off my schweddy balls now lol

hmm, is that gun loaded????
 
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You know that little voice in your head that tells you not to say what you’re thinking ?
Mine is broken .
YUP, MINE NEVER WORKED RIGHT FROM DAY 1 AND ONCE THEY LET YOU OUT, THERE IS NO WAY TO RETURN YOU.
 

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Yup...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load, or unload, go to the white zone.............
 
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