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I don’t see anything wrong with this …

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Not at all.

 

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HA HA HA

 

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I know right..I had to tell the 2 hookers sitting in the back seat to wipe the cocaine off their faces while they hold down the 3rd because she doesn't have a seat belt...stop unfolding these damn crinkled up dollar bills cause it's too hard to drive between the lines and count this [email protected]@t, especially while yelling at my pastor to put his damn pants back on! 😩

 

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For Christmas decorations I went full Amish this year...

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Love the 'serial killer' one..that's freakin' hilarious.

 

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Especially here in Atlanta.
I get SOOOOO irritated with the people here.

 

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Hmmmm...never traveled the Ukraine Highway, certainly wouldn't mind though.

 

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My wife is Czech ..she‘d consume all those beers before she even got half way up the stairs

 

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DAMN...I've been overachieving all these years.

 

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View attachment 141609 Here’s one for you Tim!!

HA HA HA, that's too freakin' hilarious...thanks "B."
Pro Tip: Always steal on the pitcher, catchers are tough.

 

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In the book of Tim, brunettes for the win!

 

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Same here . Well, actually in my case, it‘s redheads and then brunettes . ( redheads with freckles ! ) 😘

A green-eyed, redhead is a game changer!

 

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Today’s dose : and back to cars ..

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Yeah, we had to work s$$t out, even at an early age back then...love it!

 

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This is old but still funny, it's a list of actual gripes by Quantas pilots, and the mechanic's responses.....
P is pilot S is mechanic;

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. No's 1, 3, and 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
Enjoy!

Still classics...

 

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Agreed! If there was something regularly preying on Tigers, humans would go the way of the Woolly Mammoth!

 

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I made a promise never to discuss religion or politics on any forums …this one however is non-denominational and too funny not to share .

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Or compare it to someone else's! 😅

 

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I know a good rear end, hooking up, makes my day!!!

 

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I went on the Internet, And I found this:
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Daisy Duke.... yes siiiirrrr!
(she coined the term Daisy Dukes when referring to the very short, shorts that women wear.)

 

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Gas prices higher than Giraffe p _ _ _ _!

 

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Usually when I go to the fridge, I have no idea what I want...have a pretty good idea though, today.