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post #1 of 29 Old 11-08-2013, 03:32 AM Thread Starter
 
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So I picked up a hooker in my Maserati today.

So I stopped to fill gas, all of a sudden a car pulls up next to me with loud music.
Then I hear a girl say hey I love the color of your seats and your shorts they match red (I just got out of the gym so i was wearing gym shorts)

Be in mind this girl is a totally slutty looking blonde chic.

Then she goes I dig you and your car and I would like to dig you in your car... so anyway she gave me her number.

I googled it and shes on a number of escort websites haha.

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Well, Didn't really pick up, she wanted me because she thought my pockets were deep Obviously!
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So pay the nice young lady already
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So pay the nice young lady already
Dammit Josh, ya beat me to it...

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This post is useless without a picture of said hooker :-)
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so pay the nice young lady already :d
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Professionals?" Uh... no. They're everywhere - in every city - and most won't be listed on websites.
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Great entertaining story. Good thing you didn't get arrested. It could have been a police sting.

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Most experiences I've had with other human beings in respect of the Maserati are just plain ones of expressing genuine appreciation for something that has a certain mystique, beauty and rarity. I like the fact that folks assume Maserati owners are approachable and happy to talk about their cars.

In this case the incident also confirms that people assume you must also have money. Must say I tend to prefer the former to the latter type of exchange.

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She seems nice. You should give her a call....
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Does she understand that the detailing the Maserati afterwards far exceeds her escort fee?
Maybe just pay her to wash the car!
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Now that was funny!

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Maybe she has changed and wants to fall in love with you, hahaha.
Some pics would be great.
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Here are pics, found her on a site called backpage
She doesn't look as good in person as these pictures.


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